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Charles Barkley should never do the chaos dunk unless he has to

Posted by: thatonezombie on: February 3, 2008

“The Great B-Ball Purge of 2041, a day so painful to some that it is referred to only as the “B-Ballnacht”. Thousands upon thousands of the world’s greatest ballers were massacred in a swath of violence and sports bigotry as the game was outlawed worldwide. The reason: the Chaos Dunk, a jam so powerful its mere existence threatens the balance of chaos and order. Among the few ballers and fans that survived the basketball genocide was Charles Barkley, the man capable of performing the “Verboten Jam”…

Flash forward 12 years to the post-cyberpocalyptic ruins of Neo New York, 2053. A Chaos Dunk rocks the island of Manhattan, killing 15 million. When the finger is put on the aging Charles Barkley, he must evade the capture of the B-Ball Removal Department, led by former friend and baller Michael Jordan, and disappear into the dangerous underground of the post-cyberpocalypse to clear his name and find out the mysterious truth behind the Chaos Dunk. Joined by allies along the way, including his son Hoopz, Barkley must face the dangers of a life he thought he gave up a long time ago and discover the secrets behind the terrorist organization B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S.”

That is the setup to the RPG game”Barkley Shut Up and Jam Gaiden“. It is a spiritual sequel the basketball game with the same name without the gaiden part that appeared on the SNES and Sega Master Drive all those years ago. Right now, it seems so funny how serious the game takes itself, the game plays well, and it a good thing it does take itself seriously.

I should start to play Synaesthete, a music based game that works similar to something like Smash TV or Geometry Wars, but instead uses a 3 note setup instead of a right analog stick. I should start playing it, ill get to it eventually. It lookes a lot like Audiosurf or Rez.

I should go out and by another 1 month prepaid card to use Xbox Live. But i dont play online multiplayer games as much as i used to, so i dont have to, but i might do it anyway so i can play Uno and Team Fortress 2. Or should I buy Xbox Live points, buy stuff points. Somebody help me. It’s kinda funny tho, Microsoft makes you pay to play online, while Nintendo and Sony let you play online for free, kinda funky I think.

High Punch, Low Punch, High Punch, Block, Low Kick, High Kick, High Kick, Low Kick, High Kick, Low Punch, High Punch

That is Liu Kang’s brutality in UMK3, if you are hardcore enough to pull it off, which i bet someone who reads this is

Down, Back, Forward, High Kick

That is how you do Raiden’s Friendship in MK2

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